In America the Oyster Bunny is a cherished aspect of the holidays for children all around the New World. Every year at this time the Oyster Bunny brings presents of grunion milt and geoducks to all the good deserving children of the world.
The Oyster Bunny has been a tradition since the almost-forgotten times when the Old Ones would annually rise from the depths of the sea and descend upon coastal villages and seize human prey, dragging them into the ocean to mate. Over time as the Elder Masters began their long, dreamless sleep the memories people retained of howling madness was transformed into a fanciful and fun figure that in our subconscious serves as a reminder and a warning that someday the Elders will return and you will all pay.
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