Les fleurs du mal

*lick
>SLORP< Mmmmm, I should have eaten you right after you were born.
On my way after I stole your girl.
last night I was denouncing some forgettable shitbag to my girlfriend and said “even the ground wouldn’t want him to rot in it” and was instantly projected into the body of a gnarled old irish woman 200 years ago, spinning thread and spitting on the ground as I bitch and look out to sea.
Anti vaxxers killing their dogs now too, may as well while you’re murdering children.
Not my screenshot, or I wouldn’t have protected this fucker’s name
VACCINATE YOUR KIDS, IDIOTS!